"Will being superman coming in clutch with that bottle of bourbon"

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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awwww-cute:

First time through a car wash

awwww-cute:

First time through a car wash

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theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

From our sister publication, ClickHole

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

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baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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intheshadowplay:

John McCracken, Dimension, 2010.

intheshadowplay:

John McCracken, Dimension, 2010.

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hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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